[Because if he sleeps next to Eddie he will explode from how close they are. But he can’t say that, and he can’t tell Eddie that he doesn’t want to sleep next to him because that would be a filthy lie, he does.]
idk I figured you’d be annoyed with the snoring but as long as you’re cool with that then I’ll just steal the blankets from this house and come right on over
that’s it’s a shitty thing to have happened to you like thank fucking god you didn’t drown in blood but also fuck this town for trying
[And it tried a lot, it seems, from the scars and the missing arm.]
well the world I was in before I got here almost ended when I got there it took like three days for me to get stuck in a town that was being attacked by monsters and robots and like three actual fucking goddesses really pissed about being summoned we only VERY narrowly managed to save the world and shit and then we literally got spat out into our own fucking funeral so like if there’s one thing all these places have in common it’s that you’re just going to have a motherfucker of a time I’ll get used to it I just need a little time
do they card at these parties if they card that’s no problem for me I can just shift and look older but getting the clothes on is a fucking chore like the deer? they seem pretty swell
that is actually so much better than I was expecting could you breathe fire???
[Is it possible to be jealous of yourself? Who knows. Richie’s definitely making a good crack at it, though, sitting in his room blushing furiously. He puts the Fluid down for a moment, turns, and screams into his pillow.]
it sounds like I made for the dorkiest werewolf ever was this at the same time as the dragon wolf thing or no
tw drowning, underage drinking
idk I figured you’d be annoyed with the snoring
but as long as you’re cool with that then I’ll just steal the blankets from this house and come right on over
that’s
it’s a shitty thing to have happened to you
like thank fucking god you didn’t drown in blood but also fuck this town for trying
[And it tried a lot, it seems, from the scars and the missing arm.]
well
the world I was in before I got here almost ended
when I got there it took like three days for me to get stuck in a town that was being attacked by monsters and robots and like three actual fucking goddesses
really pissed about being summoned
we only VERY narrowly managed to save the world and shit and then we literally got spat out into our own fucking funeral
so like
if there’s one thing all these places have in common it’s that you’re just going to have a motherfucker of a time
I’ll get used to it I just need a little time
do they card at these parties
if they card that’s no problem for me I can just shift and look older but getting the clothes on is a fucking chore
like the deer? they seem pretty swell
that is actually so much better than I was expecting
could you breathe fire???
[Is it possible to be jealous of yourself? Who knows. Richie’s definitely making a good crack at it, though, sitting in his room blushing furiously. He puts the Fluid down for a moment, turns, and screams into his pillow.]
it sounds like I made for the dorkiest werewolf ever
was this at the same time as the dragon wolf thing or no