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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the trench chapter of interdimensional hostage bullshit anonymous! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we’re being fucked over by the multiverse again, so leave a message after the beep. we’ll get back to you if we’re still here.

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[measuringdicks]

[The thing is, Richie isn’t thinking rationally either. Mostly, what he is thinking is that there’s a monster stalking him out of the corner of his eye, and it doesn’t give a shit about incense, and if both he and Eddie are unconscious then it’ll have its chance. But if one of them is conscious, then it won’t be able to do anything! And since Richie’s the one it’s interested in, he might as well take first shift! It’s a brilliant plan!

Too bad he has not told Eddie any of this.]

I didn’t say I wasn’t going to do it I said I’d do it LATER
I miss sleep too

excuse you have you seen the fucking mess outside of COURSE someone has to keep watch
besides the monsters everybody’s insane from not sleeping or drinking blood cocktails or whatever and this is super public so
again I am not going to fucking fight them I’m just going to chase them off

you can get that five seconds even without me!!
it isn’t hard just
lie in the cot
close your eyes
and fucking nap
you’ll know when your five seconds of normalcy are up bc I’ll be shoving your ass out of the cot and taking it over for MY five seconds

theoretically
again see: everyone being bugfuck insane

[clussy]

people ARE keeping watch we have a bunch of idiot hero types walking aorund this place are you kidding

i dont want you chasing shit off cause if it doesnt work they could chase you and hurt you, richie! jesus!

it'd be a better five seconds with you oh my god!!

fuck it.
forget it.