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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the trench chapter of interdimensional hostage bullshit anonymous! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we’re being fucked over by the multiverse again, so leave a message after the beep. we’ll get back to you if we’re still here.

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Comments

[micycle]

shit usually doesn't repeat here
and that was like a year and a half ago
so you're probably safe from sewer clowns

[Well. Don't quote him on that.]

and i mean they died but
they came back
people do that here

[measuringdicks]

oh good
I mean I'll probably still put duct tape over the drains anyway but
good to know it's mostly unfounded paranoia

oh
yeah
kinda noticed
seems like a trend in these kinds of places it was the same on superhero world

[micycle]

did it ever happen to you
in superhero world

[measuringdicks]

surprisingly no
I almost died a couple of times and I did end up an emotionless shell for most of February bc of monsters called heartless but I didn't die
but there were people who did
most of them came back

why
did it happen to you here

[micycle]

oh
yeah
it was awhile ago

and pretty much everyone i know has done it once or twice now
so it's not really a big deal

[liar liar plants for hire]

[measuringdicks]

yeah almost dying and the heartless thing fucked me up for a while so
I’m pretty sure it’s a way bigger deal than you’d think

but then again I’m new and I’ve never actually died so what the fuck do I know right

[This is very transparently an out that Richie’s offering here.]

kind of weird that all these places have not staying dead in common though