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[droptheious]

At least the one I know can. I guess she has more of a wolf curse than actual werewolfism. But still. It does. That's why I've been trying to make sure I can give out a steady supply of antidote when it's needed.

I think I get scared in this place enough. I do like fun. Is one of those an adventure story? I like those.

[measuringdicks]

If she can turn into a wolf during the full moon there's no real difference. [Spoken like he's an expert in this kind of thing, and not someone who just knows about werewolves from horror movies.]

Indiana Jones, totally—it's about this guy who goes around fighting bad guys for mysterious artifacts so he can put 'em in museums. Star Wars is, uh, well. If you know what Sith and Jedi are, it's pretty much about them. [And seeing as Maul has blown up on the network fairly recently, there's no way he wouldn't know.] The Thing is great, but the first time a friend of mine watched it he was so scared he almost shit his pants behind the couch.

[A friend of mine, he says, like it totally wasn't Richie.]

[droptheious]

She can turn into a wolf whenever she wants. She just... does it.

[Catlalina has some pretty impressive skills. ]

Oh, that sounds pretty cool! I like mysterious artefacts. [That's... that's not the point there, Varian. Oh. And that's something he recognises. The terms if nothing else.] You... you mean like Maul?

[He casts Richie a pointed look.]

Were you the friend?

[measuringdicks]

You'll love Indiana Jones, then. I think you probably might get some ideas out of it too! And yeah, like Maul. But he doesn't show up in the movies, far as I know. [At some point someone probably should tell him about the prequels.] I'd remember seeing a guy like him in them. He's fucking loud.

[And when Richie Tozier says you're loud...

A beat. Then:] Nnnnnope.

[It totally was.]

[droptheious]

I do like getting ideas. [When he constructs a deadly stone ball trap in the town this is all on you, Richie. ] And yeah, he is pretty loud. And angry. And stabby.

[He's just giving you a look, Buddy. Both for the loud comment and for that denial.]

Uh- huuuuuh.