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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the trench chapter of interdimensional hostage bullshit anonymous! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we’re being fucked over by the multiverse again, so leave a message after the beep. we’ll get back to you if we’re still here.

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[measuringdicks]

ok nothing about either of us dying I think we can probably do that
I'm gonna try my best not to die then but I make no promises

whaddaya mean serious it's just Michael Jackson trying to get into this girl's pants and then turning into a zombie with sick-ass dance moves midway through and then the whole thing is a fucked-up dream
(or IS IT)
it's like a B-movie where the teenagers die gruesomely after fucking or getting high or whatever but with more dancing
although ok now I kinda want to see The Man

[clussy]

lol i cant even make that promise it'd just be a lie

okay yeah but the way people TALK about it is super serious people reverre the dude
or however its spelled
taylor has a video like that in Bad Blood where shes in this giant girl gang terf war and recruits all these chicks who know how to fight and it's really obnoxious and amazing in my non biased opinion
the man she's just dressed up like a man and is an asshole for 3 minutes straight it's great

[measuringdicks]

this place is trying its best to kill us we should stop making promises about not dying any time soon because I honestly think it'll hear and go
"what a sucker"

it is a really catchy song though
and the dance moves are iconic or however the kids use that word these days
I can show you sometime it'll be fun and then you can bust it out next party and wow people
ok you're making a really good case for The Man there I am always a sucker for asshole comedy my vote's for The Man

[clussy]

yea thats actually probably a good idea.

me and chloe just promise to not let the town get between us. it's really all you can do?

it is a catchy song. it's definitely not a bad song. though that and the monster mash are like the only two songs people play all september and october long. at least christmas music has some variety even if it's like the same 5 songs variety
i do like dances.
i should show you some me and chloe remember kpop dances all the time
which oh my god you probably dont even KNOW what that is
sweet then we'll watch the Man.