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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the trench chapter of interdimensional hostage bullshit anonymous! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we’re being fucked over by the multiverse again, so leave a message after the beep. we’ll get back to you if we’re still here.

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[shiro2hero]

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wait who

u arent chloe

[measuringdicks]

nope!
this is Richie
but wow you are really fucked up if you hit my name and not Chloe's
do you want that ride

[shiro2hero]

eddies richie ??

oh

yeah i
i messed that up huh

[measuringdicks]

do you know any other Richies
bc I might have to fight them
bad enough there's a kid in town who looks just like me it'll ruin my brand

ohhhhh DEFINITELY
you totally fucked up so hard there dude
"Richie Tozier" and "Chloe Price" are not even in the same letter group or whatever you call those things in the phone book where you put everybody whose name or business name starts with a letter
but I'm very generous I can stick an extra seat on my bike

[shiro2hero]

noooo?
i dont think so???

oh
i was just hitting buttons hoops

its ok i think im home??

[measuringdicks]

not reassuring there

ohhh ok
why were you texting her anyway
did you want to bitch about whoever you're drinking with

[shiro2hero]

noooo i did not i do not do that

i had to tell her a thing