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[clussy]

Yeah, fine.

(Eddie kind of got it only not entirely because what was the point.)

Not gonna lie I would be pretty pissed if you were going around talking that way about other guys we did know, yeah. (Eddie could barely handle Connor Bowers existing. Lord knows he would combust on the spot if he had to suffer some dumb dick joke about a mutual friend.

Eddie scoffs outright at the idea of Richie dying on the spot. It felt oddly good to know he might have that kind of sway over him. But some part of him realized maybe he wanted the crude jokes thrown at him. But he has no idea how to word that without sounding weird.)

Well. Expect me to keep calling out your dumb sex jokes then.

(That would have to be enough.)

Probably all the above. I definitely need way more needles. And harnesses. I’ll make a list.