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Re: tw mention of sonia

[klussy]

really?
oh
ive just been telling people I'm eddie tozier
it sounded right?

(Is it not.)

dr. price sounds pretty cool too though

it's not sexy it's sterile.

that would suck though FOR making out. you'd walk away feeling like you just had to sit at the dentists for an hour

all the questions i wanna know the answers to
i guess a more reasonable thing would be to just drool in a vial and test it that way
but

(Then he wouldn't have the excuse to be obnoxious and lick his boyfriend? Infinitely lamer way to test things.)

[measuringdicks]

oh.
you know
I like the sound of that
Dr. Eddie Tozier
rolls off the tongue real well don't you think

ok tell me you still remember what a medical kink is

it's a risk I'm willing to take

I mean you could do both
spit in a vial for testing purposes re: bigger and more serious wounds and maybe seeing if it loses its potency over time
lick me for the preliminary tests

[klussy]

i think so too :)

(Thing is he's being so genuine and doesn't even realize it.)

tragically i could never forget what a medical kink is
i think medical kinks are sexier for people who arent in the actual medical field
youd be like "am i hot, doctor"
and id be like "you have a fever of 101.2. we need to get you hydrated"

thats an honorabe sacrifice thank you richie
glad to know this wont get in the way of rolling around with you

i'll do both. both sounds good. scientific method.