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[measuringdicks]

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tw assumed child death

[measuringdicks]

hope you’re savoring the title of “tallest asshole” now bc it won’t last

idk if you’re being serious or not but
we did get one thrown down a well does that count?
he must’ve broken SOMETHING in the fall probably his neck if not his arm
it was pretty fucking far

[micycle]

you didn’t like
check
?

[Not like he’s worried for the asshole, but??]

[measuringdicks]

it was a deep well idk how anyone could survive a fall like that
plus he hit something on the way down
if none of that kills him idk what will

[He'll regret saying this in about 27 years, give or take.]

also we were trying not to get eaten by a fucking sewer-dwelling demon clown
checking to see if Bowers made it out okay was nowhere near the top of our priority list

[micycle]

[Okay, see, that makes a lot more sense. He was definitely imagining that these kids just shoved a bully down a well and left.]

the whole clown thing just gets worse every time i hear about it

we had sewer clowns here once but it was different
they turned other people into monsters
and my friend sort of
ate his boyfriend
i guess

[measuringdicks]

[ngl the thought of doing so has entered Richie’s mind once or twice.]

yeah you and the only other person who I ever told about the clown
if you think hearing about it is horrible imagine what it was like having to actually fight It bc let me tell you
I would’ve rather spent the entire summer doing laundry and mowing the lawn every day than fight It

what are the chances of the sewer clowns coming back
I’d say asking for a friend but tbh I’m just asking so I know to put duct tape over the drains and avoid the sewers

what
is your friend okay
is his boyfriend okay

[micycle]

shit usually doesn't repeat here
and that was like a year and a half ago
so you're probably safe from sewer clowns

[Well. Don't quote him on that.]

and i mean they died but
they came back
people do that here

[measuringdicks]

oh good
I mean I'll probably still put duct tape over the drains anyway but
good to know it's mostly unfounded paranoia

oh
yeah
kinda noticed
seems like a trend in these kinds of places it was the same on superhero world

[micycle]

did it ever happen to you
in superhero world

[measuringdicks]

surprisingly no
I almost died a couple of times and I did end up an emotionless shell for most of February bc of monsters called heartless but I didn't die
but there were people who did
most of them came back

why
did it happen to you here

[micycle]

oh
yeah
it was awhile ago

and pretty much everyone i know has done it once or twice now
so it's not really a big deal

[liar liar plants for hire]

[measuringdicks]

yeah almost dying and the heartless thing fucked me up for a while so
I’m pretty sure it’s a way bigger deal than you’d think

but then again I’m new and I’ve never actually died so what the fuck do I know right

[This is very transparently an out that Richie’s offering here.]

kind of weird that all these places have not staying dead in common though