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[clussy]

ive lived with chloe for years and have never heard her having sex
and i know she has plenty of it
shes just not an asshole about it so it's not really something you gotta worry about

(Eddie doesn't respond right away. It's not often (actually this might be the first time period) that Richie is the one asking someone to stop with a type of joke.

Which is monumental in and of itself. But...Given the context...Eddie feels a little bad.)

okay. no more pussy jokes and no more dead jokes.

(Easy enough to promise. And-)

im sorry.

can we watch it in the greenhouse?
we can hang sheets and
i got a projectioner thing
i have no idea how to spell that but you know what i mean. it's a weird modern one where you can just hook it up with your fluid and put whatevers on your fluid on a wall or something
i wont lie i have zero clue how it fucking works but it does ive watched like every single taylor swift music video with it

[measuringdicks]

oh cool okay good
I don't want to hear anything more about your sister's sex life it's enough to know she's had a shitton

[It is, in fact, the first time Richie's ever asked someone to stop, ever asked Eddie to stop something. He wouldn't, usually, but—knowing that Eddie dies in the future, knowing how? He's not sure he can take any more jokes about Eddie's future death, at least not now. He doesn't even want to think about it.]

no it's okay
we're great at making fucked up jokes and usually I don't have lines but
apparently I do, huh??

sure!!
it's projector btw
what seriously?? that's so awesome where did you even get that
all the film projectors I know about here are like fifties projectors
what's the best one?? maybe we can screen that before the movie

[clussy]

you're the one who brought it up.

it's okay, richie. i think of all lines to have that's probably an understandable one.

(Eddie really wasn't going to hold that over Richie's head ever.)

same difference you knew what i was saying
stacys.
dude
they have like everything there
theres a lot of updated tech at that store
whats the best taylor swift music video??????? ? ?? ?
like
of all time?
or by era
cause one of those is a lot easier to answer than the other

tw possible child death

[measuringdicks]

and I regret it

if it helps
if I ever die in this shithole I give you and Ben and any other Losers full permission to make the worst jokes about it before I come back from the dead

ok that explains it I don't hit Stacy's all that much
uhhhhh idk of all time???
like right off the top of your head what's the one video you think would stand up to the video for Thriller

Re: tw possible child death

[clussy]

no. if i cant make jokes about dying then you can't make jokes about dying either. death jokes are off the table.
i'd kill you if you died.

you should its got everything

ugh. Look What YOu Made Me Do, obviously, would compare against Thriller but that video is something you can mostly appreciate if you already really like HER cause there's a lot of jokes in it. I like the Me! music video best probably.
but the Man is pretty funny too honestly
I dunno man she does a lot of tongue in cheek videos that have a lot of jokes
whereas thrillers like SERIOUS or tries to be serious?

[measuringdicks]

ok nothing about either of us dying I think we can probably do that
I'm gonna try my best not to die then but I make no promises

whaddaya mean serious it's just Michael Jackson trying to get into this girl's pants and then turning into a zombie with sick-ass dance moves midway through and then the whole thing is a fucked-up dream
(or IS IT)
it's like a B-movie where the teenagers die gruesomely after fucking or getting high or whatever but with more dancing
although ok now I kinda want to see The Man

[clussy]

lol i cant even make that promise it'd just be a lie

okay yeah but the way people TALK about it is super serious people reverre the dude
or however its spelled
taylor has a video like that in Bad Blood where shes in this giant girl gang terf war and recruits all these chicks who know how to fight and it's really obnoxious and amazing in my non biased opinion
the man she's just dressed up like a man and is an asshole for 3 minutes straight it's great

[measuringdicks]

this place is trying its best to kill us we should stop making promises about not dying any time soon because I honestly think it'll hear and go
"what a sucker"

it is a really catchy song though
and the dance moves are iconic or however the kids use that word these days
I can show you sometime it'll be fun and then you can bust it out next party and wow people
ok you're making a really good case for The Man there I am always a sucker for asshole comedy my vote's for The Man

[clussy]

yea thats actually probably a good idea.

me and chloe just promise to not let the town get between us. it's really all you can do?

it is a catchy song. it's definitely not a bad song. though that and the monster mash are like the only two songs people play all september and october long. at least christmas music has some variety even if it's like the same 5 songs variety
i do like dances.
i should show you some me and chloe remember kpop dances all the time
which oh my god you probably dont even KNOW what that is
sweet then we'll watch the Man.