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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the derry chapter of the sad shits who can't find a good fuck club! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we're trying to get laid, but leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. thanks.

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[germhating_hypochondriac]

[Eddie walks over to the bike and shrugs.]  Then he'll have to put up with everyone asking him to get stuff off of high shelves and shit.  [he rolls his eyes.]  Who was complaining about his small dick? Your mom or your sister?  They're always happy with me.

[He jokes as best he can, trying to feel normal then carefully climbs into the basket]

You can see over me, right?

[measuringdicks]

[Richie guffaws, at both statements.] Nah, your aunt.

[He hops up onto the bike seat. Yeah, seeing over Eddie is going to be a bit of a challenge, but Richie just pushes his glasses up his nose and nods.]

Yeah, just crouch a little more. [Anyway, he'll go slower than he usually does. He's no Bill Denbrough, certainly, who rides Silver so fast he could outrun cars at his fastest, but usually Richie likes to feel the wind on his face. For Eddie, though? He'll do a lot of things, and slowing his bike down a bit is the least of them.]

[germhating_hypochondriac]

[Eddie crouches down and watches all around, just in case one of the import hunters or resistance members suddenly shows up and tries to grab them.] 

Richie, have you seen anyone acting crazy coming out of the base?  Like really batshit, like they didn't remember who they were? Or do you think they all went back to normal?

[measuringdicks]

[He thinks about it for a moment as he pushes the bike off, starts riding down the street.]

Nope. Just the regular sort of crazy coming out. [He pauses, then adds:] A few looked kinda shaken up, like they'd just come out of a fucked-up nightmare, but that's the worst I saw. [And he was really just looking for Eddie. Maybe holding out hope for the other Losers to come through the Porter, certainly, but—mostly just Eddie.]