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[measuringdicks]

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playing an extended game of 'explain your canon as confusingly as possible'

[snowsparksjr]

The crazy gay one was Mo Xuanyu. He's not here. He sacrificed his body to be possessed by the other one to carry out his revenge. It's all very complicated.

The other one's Wei Wuxian. He's pretty nice actually, and he only wore the makeup at first when he was pretending to be Mo Xuanyu, but then Lan Wangji--not one of my uncles as far as I know--took him home and calmed him the fuck down.

[measuringdicks]

...so you have zombies and ghosts? And your uncle's a ghost, but he's not? [And also he sounds kind of gay to Richie, he's done something close to that for Eddie a few times.] Jesus fucking Christ. You guys sound crazier than the Corleones.

[snowsparksjr]

Yup, exactly. [There you go, Richie, now you're all caught up.]

[measuringdicks]

[A laugh.]

Wanna watch the Godfather with me? I bet you'd like it, the Corleones are just as fucking wild as your uncles sound like, but with less zombies and more guns.

[snowsparksjr]

I don't know what that is, but yeah. Let's do it.