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[measuringdicks]

welcome to the derry chapter of the sad shits who can't find a good fuck club! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we're trying to get laid, but leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. thanks.

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[measuringdicks]

No, they’re supposed to look clearer. And they are, when I’ve got my glasses on. [He takes them off, points at a sign further off in the distance, and says:] With these off, all I can tell is that the blob over there looks like a dick.

[There is no blob, but the sign he’s pointing at is actually for a florist’s shop: Mikayla’s Flower Shop, with a flourish on the end that looks like the bulb of a rose. To Richie, it looks like a dick. He slides his glasses back on.]

That’s fucking amazing. I would’ve gotten on the ship too, but, uh. [Yeah, he had no shits to give either, like all the other nobodies.] They didn’t fuck you up too badly, yeah?

[germhating_hypochondriac]

[Eddie tilts his head and squints, thinking the sign looks more like one of the flowers his aunts would grow.  He's not gonna say that because he knows all the jokes that would follow.  Plus, he's still worried.] 

But with them on, things look normal?   So, you're good?

Not a ship.  Flying through the air like Superman.  Or better than Superman 'cause this was flying not just a big jump.  [He shakes his head.]  Nah, they didn't get near me.  I was too high up.  The lady I was with could make fire and she burned the fuckers!