maskormenace ic contact.

[measuringdicks]

welcome to the derry chapter of the sad shits who can't find a good fuck club! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we're trying to get laid, but leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. thanks.

( voice | video | text | action )

Comments

mail;

[irondad]

( Arriving in the mail today is a slim, black envelope addressed to you, closed with a black wax seal. On opening, there’s an invitation. How curious! )

text; id is richard king

[measuringdicks]

I have no fuckin idea how you got this address but you know what?
fuck yes I'm coming

automated text; (crying with laughter ty)

[irondad]

Thank you for your RSVP!