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[measuringdicks]

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[measuringdicks]

Just means more options. You can’t watch everything, but you can watch whatever shit you wanna watch.

[A snort of laughter.] This coming from the guy who thinks Sound of Music’s the best movie ever. Your taste is worse than mine. And anyway, how’m I gonna be a good comic if I don’t watch funny movies?

[privatepurchases]

...Options.

[Options are hard kid. He nods slowly.]

Comic is someone who's funny? Who tells jokes right? You can make money doing that?

[measuringdicks]

Fuckload of them. And they're shitting out more every week.

Comic, comedian, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. [A shrug.] And yeah, you can! The more famous you are the more money they'll pay you to get up on stage and tell jokes.