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Will you watch other movies besides ones that are juvenile like this?

It- you should. that seems right. Even if you dislike sound of music there seems to be a lot of different movies. It's fascinating. You should see all of them.

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You know I’m technically a juvenile, right? Movies like this are perfect for me. [But he nods.] I have like, a ton of shit I wanna watch, but I dunno if you’d be into Crawling Eye or American Werewolf in London. They’re both horror movies, but the werewolf’s funnier.

I’m trying! There’s a lot of movies, and that’s just the ones that exist here.

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This is my issue. Humans being make art the same way they destroy the ozone and the planet. It's everywhere.

[It's...interesting. Maybe by a hair. He folds his hands.] Thank you for taking me but maybe you shouldn't watch funny ones. You could also consider violent ones.

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Just means more options. You can’t watch everything, but you can watch whatever shit you wanna watch.

[A snort of laughter.] This coming from the guy who thinks Sound of Music’s the best movie ever. Your taste is worse than mine. And anyway, how’m I gonna be a good comic if I don’t watch funny movies?

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...Options.

[Options are hard kid. He nods slowly.]

Comic is someone who's funny? Who tells jokes right? You can make money doing that?

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Fuckload of them. And they're shitting out more every week.

Comic, comedian, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. [A shrug.] And yeah, you can! The more famous you are the more money they'll pay you to get up on stage and tell jokes.