richie "trashmouth" tozier (
measuringdicks) wrote2019-11-05 04:57 pm
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welcome to the derry chapter of the sad shits who can't find a good fuck club! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we're trying to get laid, but leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. thanks.
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Not Derry. Here but not here.
[He realizes that makes no sense.]
Another world. Universe, whatever the shit. A place that was a lot like this one, but not this one. I was using my powers and I knew there was a way to get back here.
[He stops pacing and looks at Richie. More memories of the dream coming back as he talks.]
They had porters too, porters that could send me back. I was trying so hard to get to them. I just..I couldn't get to them because of the guys chasing me.
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D'you remember anything else about it? [And then an idea occurs to him:] What if I slept over? If something happens to you, if some portal opens up out of nowhere, I can get you out.
[Spoken like he really, truly believes he can at least try to change the future.]
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If you slept over, something might happen to you. [He's not saying no, just wants to make sure Richie knows.] I think other people might end up in the other place too.
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I know you wouldn't, hey. Look at me.
[His voice is soft, but firm. Stubbornly so, even.]
I'd rather be there with you than here not knowing where the fuck you went. [There's a stubborn expression on Richie's face that's almost like the look on his face when the clown had made its offer.] And if we get split up I'm gonna do all I can to get you out of there. We're Losers, we stick together.
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I'll do all I can to get back to you too. I promise.
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Then his hands drop.]
I can sleep on the floor, keep an eye out for weird shit. Just spare me a pillow and a blanket and I'll be peachy.
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Thanks Richie. I'm not gonna make you sleep on the floor. I keep it clean, but who knows what the last guy that had my room did? The bed's big enough for both of us.
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Richie hugs him back, lets it linger for a moment before he lets go and sticks his hands into his pants.]
Well, whaddaya think he used the bed for? I betcha he wasn't just sleeping in it. Maybe he brought girls home. [He shrugs.] You're sure? I snore pretty loud, my mom used to say she could hear me through the walls. [And he has nightmares about the fucking clown too, but let's not mention that part.]
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[He nods.] Yeah, if we're in the same bed, I can kick you when you snore. [Not really kick - just tap him with his foot or push him onto his side.] Have you seen a doctor? Snoring means you could have a narrow throat or a problem with your nose. You could stop breathing in your sleep.
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[Richie shakes his head. Oh god they're gonna sleep in the same bed Richie is going to die probably.]
My dad's snored for years and it hasn't killed him yet. Anyway, you'll be there, if anything happens to me in my sleep, I know you'll slap me awake.
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That's true. I got something from your mom, after all. [Nudgenudge winkwink.] Hey, did Bev ever tell you what you'd look like in the future? All she told me was I'd grow into my looks, and, [here he snorts out a laugh,] that was some bullshit.
[Forty-year-old Richie Tozier looks sketchy as fuck with his fivehead, in thirteen-year-old Richie's humble opinion.]
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[He shook his head.] Nah. She didn't tell me and I didn't ask
[He was just glad to know he was still around as an adult, meaning none of his worst health fears came true. He glances over at Richie.]
Bev's vision means we'll be okay right now, right? She saw us all old and together. So we'll be okay and get home, even if bad stuff happens.
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[And he mimes pinching Eddie's cheek.]
Yeah. We can make fun of Stan for finally looking like the eighty-year-old we always knew he was, deep down. [And Stan will make fun of Richie for a number of things, like his balding hair and his ridiculous forehead.] Still, it's not a sure thing, y'know?
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[Because in mind, they'd still be friends]
Bev just said he'd be taller. He'll be the oldest acting one of us and look the youngest. [He walked up the stairs and into his bedroom.] Do you think the deadlights were fucking with her?
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[Ugh. Old guy bodies are terrible and awful, especially if your posture has been shit for years.]
You're right. He'll look twenty and act eighty, with our luck. Asshole. [There's a pause, during which Richie mulls this over. Then he shrugs.] Maybe. It was trying to scare her. But if it was just It trying to fuck with her, you'd think she got worse shit than older versions of us.
[Little does he know.]
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Stan's luck will suck too. He'll need us to buy him booze. Maybe even to sneak him into the good movies. We should try that, next time you want to look old.
[He looks away for a moment.] Do you think she would have told us if she saw something bad? Like really bad?
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[He snorts out a laugh.] Poor fucking Stanley the Manly, he probably gets carded in the future just because he looks so young. [Richie hms in answer.] Sure! I’ll be your Uncle Rich, treating my adorable little nephew [and he reaches out to ruffle Eddie’s hair] to a little birthday surprise. If they don’t call the cops on me.
[It would be so awkward if they did.]
I don’t know. I hope so, but she was lying through her teeth when she told me I grew into my looks, so. Maybe she’s keeping some shit back, but if it was serious, I think she would’ve said something.
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[Eddie runs his hands through his hair when Richie's done, fixing it.] So what if they call the cops? All you gotta do is go around the nearest corner and turn back to a kid. The cops will be looking for an old dude; they'll never find you.
[He shrugs.] Maybe she meant it literally. Your grew and that made you look however you look. [He thinks for a minute.] Yeah, she would have warned us.
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[He makes a face.] Ugh, yeah, she would, wouldn't she. [Then he sighs.] How long do you think it'll be till whatever she saw comes true? Twenty-seven years, maybe less?
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Twenty-seven years, probably. The deadlights were a part of It and twenty-seven was like his magic number. So we'll all be friends for twenty-seven years. And that means we'll be friends forever, 'cause old people don't make new friends. [Or his mother didn't.]