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[So Gabriel showed up, they maybe went to the movie, and he sat in the back and he had...soda. And at least tried popcorn and the truth is it's not that bad but...The archangel's stern visage appears before he speaks.]

...I feel like I should not have let you into that movie many adults were giving me strange looks.

[pause]

You don't seem to have any problems however emotionally or affected negatively by...that.

...That was not as good as sound of music however.

[HE completely did not get it. But.]

What other movies are there.

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They do that all the time. Don’t worry about it.

[says Richie, who definitely worries about the way people look at him a lot.]

It was fucking awesome. [He’s thirteen, and this movie catered perfectly to his sense of humor. He’s gonna take Eddie to this movie.] The best part was when the van exploded right after he’d gotten his team assembled, that was great.

[A snort.] You’re just biased.

I don’t know if it exists here, but there’s Gremlins, it’s pretty funny. Less explosions, though.

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[His mouth sets]

...Can someone consume soda and popcorn at this Gremlins?

[His features set] I did enjoy the experience of being in a theater. Do you go to them regularly? Like Quentin Beck?

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You can drink soda and eat popcorn at any movie, that's what soda and popcorn are for.

[Ah. Beck. Richie makes a face, because his last encounter with Quentin Beck hadn't exactly ended well, but he's not going to say anything to Gabriel about it.]

Yeah, every Friday. Sometimes Saturdays too if there's another movie I wanna watch.

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Will you watch other movies besides ones that are juvenile like this?

It- you should. that seems right. Even if you dislike sound of music there seems to be a lot of different movies. It's fascinating. You should see all of them.

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You know I’m technically a juvenile, right? Movies like this are perfect for me. [But he nods.] I have like, a ton of shit I wanna watch, but I dunno if you’d be into Crawling Eye or American Werewolf in London. They’re both horror movies, but the werewolf’s funnier.

I’m trying! There’s a lot of movies, and that’s just the ones that exist here.

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This is my issue. Humans being make art the same way they destroy the ozone and the planet. It's everywhere.

[It's...interesting. Maybe by a hair. He folds his hands.] Thank you for taking me but maybe you shouldn't watch funny ones. You could also consider violent ones.

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Just means more options. You can’t watch everything, but you can watch whatever shit you wanna watch.

[A snort of laughter.] This coming from the guy who thinks Sound of Music’s the best movie ever. Your taste is worse than mine. And anyway, how’m I gonna be a good comic if I don’t watch funny movies?

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...Options.

[Options are hard kid. He nods slowly.]

Comic is someone who's funny? Who tells jokes right? You can make money doing that?

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Fuckload of them. And they're shitting out more every week.

Comic, comedian, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. [A shrug.] And yeah, you can! The more famous you are the more money they'll pay you to get up on stage and tell jokes.