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richie "trashmouth" tozier ([personal profile] measuringdicks) wrote2019-11-05 04:57 pm
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welcome to the derry chapter of the sad shits who can't find a good fuck club! unfortunately no one can come to the phone right now because we're trying to get laid, but leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. thanks.

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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eddie runs to the window about to open it, then remembers he doesn't have to sneak Richie inside and runs downstairs to open the door. He moves inside, pacing nervously]

What the fuck am I gonna do?  They're all gonna be chasing me.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eddie shakes his head.]

Not Derry. Here but not here. 

[He realizes that makes no sense.]

Another world. Universe, whatever the shit. A place that was a lot like this one, but not this one.  I was using my powers and I knew there was a way to get back here.

[He stops pacing and looks at Richie. More memories of the dream coming back as he talks.] 

They had porters too, porters that could send me back. I was trying so hard to get to them. I just..I couldn't get to them because of the guys chasing me. 
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-16 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember big noises, bangs, like fireworks.  I remember being scared and I remember that it hurt.  I didn't have my inhaler.  [He looks down at his arms and begins rubbing his wrists.]  My wrists were bruised.  Like...like I'd been tied up..or handcuffs.  [He looks back up at Richie, on the verge of tears.]  Maybe cops were after me.  I don't know.  I wouldn't do anything that bad.

If you slept over, something might happen to you.  [He's not saying no, just wants to make sure Richie knows.]   I think other people might end up in the other place too.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-20 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eddie looks up into Richie's eyes and nods.  He blinks away the tears, tries to be brave and match Richie's resolve. Losers always stuck together.  IT couldn't keep them from getting to Bev.  Nothing would stop them from getting to each other.] 

I'll do all I can to get back to you too.  I promise.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eddie pulls him into a quick hug, missing the comfort of the physical contact then lets go.] 

Thanks Richie. I'm not gonna make you sleep on the floor.  I keep it clean, but who knows what the last guy that had my room did?  The bed's big enough for both of us.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-25 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You're saying that like I didn't deep clean the mattress, the bed and get all new sheets. 

[He nods.]  Yeah, if we're in the same bed, I can kick you when you snore.  [Not really kick - just tap him with his foot or push him onto his side.]  Have you seen a doctor?  Snoring means you could have a narrow throat or a problem with your nose.  You could stop breathing in your sleep.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-01-30 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's genetic. You can get all kinds of stuff from your parents.  My mom said I'll probably [He stops himself from saying probably get cancer. It feels too heavy with his dreams.]   probably have a growth spurt soon and be average height like him.  [A lie. His mom actually told him he'll always be small and delicate.]  C'mon, let's go to my room.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-02-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Bev never did tell us what the fuck that meant. 

[He shook his head.]  Nah.  She didn't tell me and I didn't ask 

[He was just glad to know he was still around as an adult, meaning none of his worst health fears came true.  He glances over at Richie.] 

Bev's vision means we'll be okay right now, right?  She saw us all old and together.   So we'll be okay and get home, even if bad stuff happens.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-02-02 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eddie rolls his eyes.] Stop it. I won't be small and cute to old ladies anymore. I'll be taller and probably have grey hair and wrinkles from worrying about you losers not taking care of all your old guy health problems.

[Because in mind, they'd still be friends]

Bev just said he'd be taller. He'll be the oldest acting one of us and look the youngest. [He walked up the stairs and into his bedroom.] Do you think the deadlights were fucking with her?
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-02-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'd probably have the most problems. [Why would the future be different?  But I'd take care of my problems.  You guys aren't used to being sick.   You'd need me to remind you about pills and doctors and all that shit.  I bet you didn't even get an x-ray of your back.

Stan's luck will suck too.  He'll need us to buy him booze.  Maybe even to sneak him into the good movies. We should try that, next time you want to look old.

[He looks away for a moment.]  Do you think she would have told us if she saw something bad?  Like really bad?
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-02-05 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's something they can fix now so it won't hurt when you're forty for real.  You should get your old body checked for lots of stuff.  If I could get old, I'd get checked for cancer, heart disease, all kinds of old people shit.

[Eddie runs his hands through his hair when Richie's done, fixing it.]  So what if they call the cops?  All you gotta do is go around the nearest corner and turn back to a kid.  The cops will be looking for an old dude; they'll never find you.

[He shrugs.]  Maybe she meant it literally.  Your grew and that made you look however you look.  [He thinks for a minute.] Yeah, she would have warned us.
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[personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac 2020-02-06 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause you're gonna be forty for real some day.  If you get checked for everything, you can prevent it and be like the healthiest guy in the world. 

Twenty-seven years, probably.  The deadlights were a part of It and twenty-seven was like his magic number. So we'll all be friends for twenty-seven years.  And that means we'll be friends forever, 'cause old people don't make new friends.  [Or his mother didn't.]